After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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