Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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