I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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