fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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