i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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