They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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