I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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