I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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