i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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