I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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