rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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