I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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