She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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