Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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