I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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