did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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