Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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