Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Oh god it's open bar.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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