A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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