Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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