I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
