Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
