Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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