i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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