Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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