So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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