Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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