She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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