I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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