you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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