i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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