We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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