My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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