who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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