i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
im holly from the hills drunk
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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