ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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