You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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