Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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