apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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