Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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