Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
