What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
