just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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