are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just found puke in my bra..
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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