i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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