Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
