OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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