I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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