Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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