bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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