Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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