he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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